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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Location: Israel
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a family story
A mother and son were doing dishes
while the father and daughter were
watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates, then complete silence.
The daughter turned to look at
her father.
Daughter : It's mummy!
Father : How do you know?
Daughter : She didn't say anything.
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Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
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Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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~ Watashi wa Zutto ni Anata o Mamoru ~
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Indonesia
Age: 21
Posts: 1,672
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yang petama han rada ga ngarti..... T.T
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: " Singapore , Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
__________________
Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
__________________
Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ameng: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ameng: "No hair, Sir."
__________________
Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
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Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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Chinese Restaurant.
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
__________________
Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
__________________
Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.
__________________
Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
__________________
Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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12th June 2008
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Life is beautiful
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Israel
Posts: 2,094
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Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
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Love ain’t the answer nor is work,
the truth eludes me so much it hurts.
But I’m still having fun and I guess that's the key,
I'm a twenty something and I'll keep being me.
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