Just for fun ^^

[kangooz]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, ****, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.''

cheers

[d'yAz]

Aq yang agak lemot apa gimana yach???

Napa aq ga ngerti maksudnya yach???

[kangooz]

wakakakaka.....sori jadi teredit

hrsnya gini nich

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating.
You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money.
Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol.
This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Di*k, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us.''

[abner]

so the fourt mother is obsession with *tit*...
hehehehhehe

[d'yAz]

Makanya aq jadi ga dunk...

[kangooz]

Originally Posted by abner

so the fourt mother is obsession with *tit*...
hehehehhehe

hehehehe...u got the point

hehe....lupa en nggak ngeh kalo utk tulisan2 gitu pasti teredit sendirinya ama sistem AP

sorry, dyaz

[salamhw]

Bener, awalnya saya juga nggak dong.

Thx HW.

[SQUALL LION HEART]

Maksudnya kangozzz ? (pura-pura bego)... nama anaknya Di*k ???? jadi sang ibu terobsesi Digging ???? hahahaa.a..

[Luke_tlc]

ane ga mudeng aja akh.... kan masih imut hehehehee

[Jzy89]

^
ga ngerti inggris kali jd ga ngerti..

[kangooz]

NICKNAMES

* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and
Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.
None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of
soap, and a towel .
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to
identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a
book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and
romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

[SQUALL LION HEART]

Originally Posted by kangooz

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

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