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Old 4th September 2008
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Talking Kelas Bhs Indonesia
Kelas Bahasa Indonesia

Kelas yang tadi ribut-ribut tanpa guru, kini menjadi sunyi.
Guru Bahasa Indonesiayang paling ditakuti Dan
disegani oleh semua murid telah masuk ke dalam kelas. Wajahnya
garang seperti harimau kelaparan.

Murid-murid : Selamat pagi, Bu Guru!

Bu Guru (dengan suara melengking) : Mengapa bilang
selamat pagi saja? Kalau begitu siang, sore Dan malam kalian
mendoakan saya tidak selamat ya?
Murid-murid : Selamat pagi, siang Dan sore Bu Guru.....

Bu guru : Kenapa panjang sekali? Tidak pernah orang
mengucapkan
selamat seperti itu! Katakan saja selamat sejahtera,
bukankah lebih bagus didengar Dan penuh makna? Lagipula
ucapan ini meliputi semua masa Dan keadaan.

Murid-murid : Selamat sejahtera Bu Guru!
Bu guru : Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik.
Hari ini Bu Guru mau menguji kalian semua tentang perlawanan kata
atau antonim kata. Kalau Bu Guru sebutkan perkataannya,
kamu semua harus cepat menjawabnya dengan lawan katanya, mengerti?
Murid-murid : Mengerti Bu Guru...

Guru : Pandai!
Murid-murid : Bodoh!
Guru : Tinggi!
Murid-murid : Rendah!
Guru : Jauh!
Murid-murid : Dekat!
Guru : Berjaya!
Murid-murid : Menang!
Guru : Salah itu!
Murid-murid : Betul ini!
Guru (geram) : Bodoh!
Murid-murid : Pandai!
Guru : Bukan!
Murid-murid : Ya!
Guru (mulai pusing) : Oh Tuhan!
Murid-murid : Oh Hamba!
Guru : Dengar ini...
Murid-murid : Dengar itu...
Guru : Diam!!!!!

Murid-murid : Ribut!!!!!
Guru : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!!!
Murid-murid : Ini adalah jawaban, pandai!!!
Guru : Mati aku!
Murid-murid : Hidup kami!
Guru : Sayarotan baru tau rasa!!
Murid-murid : Kita akar lama tak tau rasa!!
Guru : Malas aku ngajar kalian!
Murid-murid : Rajinkami belajar bu guru...
Guru: Kalian Gila semua!!!
Murid-murid : Kami waras sebagian!!!
Guru : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid-murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Guru : Sudah!
Sudah!
Murid-murid : Belum! Belum!
Guru : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sekali?
Murid-murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Guru : Oh! Melawan, ya??!!
Murid-murid : Oh! Mengalah, tidak??!!
Guru : Kurang ajar!
Murid-murid : Cukup ajar!
Guru : Habis aku!
Murid-murid : Kekal kamu!
Guru (putus ASA) : O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid-murid : K.O. Pelajaran belum mulai!
Guru : Sudah, bodoh!
Murid-murid : Belum, pandai!
Guru : Berdiri!
Murid-murid : Duduk!
Guru : Bego kalian ini!
Murid-murid : Cerdik kami itu!
Guru : Rusak!
Murid-murid : Baik!
Guru (stres) : Kamu semua ditahan siang Hari ini!!!
Murid-murid : Dilepaskan tengah malam itu!!!

Bu Guru mukanya merah padam dan tanpa bicara lagi mengambil buku-bukunya dan keluar ruangan
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Guru : Iya..baru kamu posting 6 jam yang lalu
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lucu..
hiks...hiks...hiks...
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hahaha, walo repost tetep lucu kok................
keep posting... jia yo....
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andai gw punya guru model gini
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2 Petrus1:5-8 ... menambahkan kepada imanmu kebajikan, dan kepada kebajikan pengetahuan,dan kepada pengetahuan penguasaan diri, kepada penguasaan diri ketekunan, dan kepada ketekunan kesalehan,
dan kepada kesalehan kasih akan saudara-saudara, dan kepada kasih akan saudara-saudara kasih akan semua orang.
Sebab apabila semuanya itu ada padamu dengan berlimpah-limpah, kamu akan dibuatnya menjadi giat dan berhasil dalam pengenalanmu akan Yesus Kristus, Tuhan kita.
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klo di repot terus ilang lucunya. LOL
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hoho
kalo ga direpost ya basi dong lucunya
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Lebih tepatnya thread daur ulang,hehe..
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