The Wife
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman and she was somewhat upset.
'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me --
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you.
I want a divorce straight away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute, love, so at least I
can tell you what happened.'
'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting i nto the car to drive home,
and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and
defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion,
I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,
the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were
dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes,
I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years,
but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the
underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because
I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for
Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those
boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because
someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me
with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
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